Rubbish, eh?

Whew. Another weekend. And when you thought I'll start talking and talking and talking..

Better not. Just when you thought it'll be all about Muggles. Nah.

Let's talk rubbish, eh?

A BEGINNER'S GUIDE:

• Mr. Weasley took his family to Egypt when he won the annual Daily Prophet Grand Prize Galleon Draw.
• Monkshood and wolfsbane are the same plant, which is also known as aconite.
• Tarantallegra is a Dancing Charm.
• At the age of 15, Hogwarts' students take their O.W.L. examinations — Ordinary Wizarding Levels.
• The Shrieking Shack is the most severely haunted house in Britain.
• There are 17 silver Sickles to a gold Galleon and 29 bronze Knuts to a Sickle.
• Hagrid is the Keeper of the Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts.
• You-know-who's supporters call themselves the Death Eaters.
• The cry of a Mandrake is fatal to anyone who hears it.
• Tom Riddle had a Muggle father and a witch mother, and was an orphan.
• Expelliarmus is a Disarming Charm.
• Tom Riddle (as Lord Voldemort) opened the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago.
• Mr. Weasley works at the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office at the Ministry of Magic.
• Skele-Gro regrows bones.
• Hogsmeade was the headquarters of the 1612 goblin rebellion.
• The cry of a Mandrake seedling will knock you out for several hours.
• Cornish pixies are electric blue and about eight inches high.
• Albus Dumbledore is of the Order Of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. Of Wizards.
• A dementor's kiss sucks out your soul, leaving the empty shell of your body behind.
• Nearly Headless Nick died on October 31, 1492.
• To conjure a patronium, concentrate on a happy memory and say Expecto Patronum.
• Hippogriffs look like a cross between a horse and an eagle.
• Padfoot is the nickname of Sirius Black.
• Finite Incantatem ends Charms.
• Dragon Breeding was outlawed by the Wizard's Convention of 1709.
• To open the Monster Book of Monsters, you must stroke it.
• Wormtail is the nickname of Peter Pettigrew, one of the creators of the Marauder's Map.
• First Year Students are required to bring 3 plain work robes to Hogwarts.
• The Firebolt racing broom can accelerate to 150 miles an hour in 10 seconds.
• Mr. And Mrs. Dursley tell people that Harry is attending St. Brutus's Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys.

NOTHINGS FOLLOWS

Thanks to www.scholastic.com

Instant Death

"What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?" I DON'T KNOW, SIR.

"Let's try again. Where would you look if I told you to find me a bezoar?" I DON'T KNOW, SIR.

"Thought you wouldn't open a book before coming, eh?"

"What is the difference, between monkshood and wolfsbane?"

I DON'T KNOW.

"Idiot boy!"

SAY IT. I'M DOOMED.

"You're doomed."

Pilot

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Okay, so, the year of the Fire Dog.. Haha (Hope I'd be luckier this time.. :-) It's the first day of the year and i still have no idea what my resolutions are (or will be) this year.
'Wag na lang kaya? Haha. As if naman magagawa ko yun.. But I'll try. Despite all the stuff, it's torture time once again! Why? Because...
Ay nako pasukan na naman. at napakadami kong exams. Whew. What a 'wonderful' way to start my year (and my friends', too) Haha. Kaya, kopyahan na! Bahala na nga. Pati yung reviewer ko sa chemistry di ko pa tapos. At yung nirerewrite kong lecture notes unfinished pa din.
But anyway, i think i can still squeeze in these unfinished businesses on my schedule this week. Maybe Wednesday (kung walang exam). Hay sana nga wala. Hmm pero parang meron..? Whatever. Bahala na ulit. Haha.
Oops. Lots of things to do.